If you are driving north on Pembina in morning rush hour, and your itty bitty Japanese pickup stalls in the middle lane, the correct course of action is:
Get out, and with the aid of the person beside you, push the vehicle into the Shell parking lot beside you.
Do you know what isn’t the correct course of action? (of course you don’t otherwise I wouldn’t have to explain it to you)
Failing to put your hazards on, leaving your truck in the middle lane, then getting out of the truck and crawling underneath it with your legs spread into the next lane. IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC!!!
On the positive, perhaps you haven’t reproduced yet, and when a vehicle inevitably drives over you, we’ll have one less idiot to worry about reproducing!